Showing posts with label 2 stars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2 stars. Show all posts

"Transamerica": A Buddy Film for Lifetime Television

"Transamerica" is a very strange film. It is, on the one hand, a completely ordinary road trip/buddy film, starring a television actress and a young actor who kind of reminds me of Shawn from "Boy Meets World". On this particular hand (I think it's my left hand), "Transamerica" is about a very ordinary woman who just happens to be transgender. The movie details her journey of self-discovery as she travels across the United States with her long-lost son, Toby.

Toby is a very ordinary name, by the way. Or at least, hella white (maybe not?).

For an example of this hand, here is the synopsis from Rotten Tomatoes:

Bree is a perfectly adjusted conservative transsexual woman. Born Stanley, a genetic male, she's about to take the final step to becoming the woman Stanley always wanted to be -- until she finds out that she is the parent of a long-lost 17-year-old


Ok. Second hand.

Bree is transexual, and a woman, and conservative, but she is sure as hell NOT well-adjusted. Her every movement screams anxiety and repression. Felicity Huffman does a great job of playing Bree as a nervous wreck, rendered clumsy by fear of not passing.

Even worse off is her son, Toby. He's addicted to presciption painkillers, he was raped by his step-father, and he was picked up by the police for selling his body. His big dream is to be porn star. His biological mom is dead and his biological dad is a transwoman who lies to him and tries to abandon him after bailing him out of jail.



On the first hand, my left hand, Bree is perfectly adjusted and Toby is a Huck Finn-like teenage rebel. On my second hand, these two folks have huge, glaring personal problems. In fact, the more I think about this movie, the more Toby's numerous, long term, gay-for-pay issues overshadow Bree's.

I mean, Bree is doing pretty much ok by the end of the movie. She's had her surgery, and she's out of the back room of the restaurant, waitressing.

Toby meanwhile, is starring in "Cowabunghole", using the same breathy, seductive voice he used on his rapist step-father when he was forced to reunite with him. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention: it's ALSO the same voice he uses on Bree, when he unknowingly hits on his biological dad.

Oedipus went through less!

"Transamerica" features a week of Lifetime movies' worth of horrible interpersonal issues...but somehow the tone remains light. It's not because the movie is funny, because it isn't really funny, except for maybe Bree's psychotic, eye-shadow overdosed mother. Who actually isn't funny either, because I know women like that, and they've traumatized me.

I guess how "Transamerica" manages to remain on that first hand is mostly via bright, feminine colors and jaunty country music. I don't even LIKE country music, and I still enjoyed those lively banjo tunes.



What else disturbed me about this movie? Well, there's this weird, freak show scene involving a party full of transfolks. It's really awkwardly inserted into the middle of the road trip, and it seems like it was put there because somebody told the director, "Hey! A lot of folks think transpeople are outlandish! Let's address this with an embarrassing party that totally freaks out Bree!" It wouldn't offend me, except that it's just soooo out of place, and the party-goers come off as jerks in comparison to the "stealth" Bree.

"Transamerica" is, overall, a very ordinary and generic film that just happens to be about a really screwed up teenage boy...and oh yeah, one of his parents is a transwoman. Who is also kind of screwed up, but not as badly.

I give it 2 stars.

1 star for "Felicity Huffman isn't a transwoman?!"
And 1 star for "Toby isn't that bad, either"

"Sanctum": Freudian's Delight


Hey! Back from a free screening of the new James Cameron film, Sanctum. The way I got a pass to see it was completely random.

I just happened to be at Bluestockings, and they just happened to have a stack of free passes on the counter, next to flyers for queer dances and maybe a menstrual cup or two.

Maybe it makes sense. I mean..."wet cave"..."feminist bookstore"...ok, ok, I'll shut up about the vaginas already.

Well, disregarding the wet, tight cave for the moment...there isn't much of a plot, but it seems to be vaguely about mothers and fathers. First things first: we have a blonde kid and an obnoxious yuppie competing over a hot babe who wears simply amazing, water-proof makeup. Meanwhile, down in the snatch, is a weary woman who doesn't wear makeup. Guess who dies first? I'm not going to tell you, because that would be spoilers! I'll give you a hint: not the blonde kid.

So, the blonde kid's Dad is down there too, and they bond, but first people die a lot. The yuppie and the blonde kid also whine a lot. The emotional peak of the film involves bat shit.

Yeah.



This movie is not particularly bright, in any sense of the word. It is marginally smarter than Avatar, in that it doesn't utilize retina-scorching Lisa Frank colors. Yeah, I know you loved Avatar, but the constant neon blues and purples made me want to puke. Here, we have a palette of browns, blues, and blacks. And sometimes reds.

Very nasty, effective reds.

I would have liked to see more of Judes (when a character names a part of the cave "St.Judes' Cathedral", you know they're all in some deep shit), and less of the whiny folks. I mean, I realize that I'm supposed to identify with the whiny people, particularly the blonde emo surfer guy, but I mostly wanted Daddy Carl (I mean, Frank...boy these characters are forgettable...) to yell at them more. As somebody who also doesn't wear makeup, I felt in solidarity with Judes. She was the only REAL woman...spelunker...in the movie, and she seemed totally bad ass. Not like the other woman with the water-proof makeup, who apparently climbed mountains but needed tips on how to rappel?

What the fuck, you have to climb down mountains too, right?

Overall, Sanctum is an effectively entertaining movie that gets the job done, but is nothing special. Most of the characters are morons, but I enjoyed being angry at them, because they eventually got their comeuppance.

I give it 2 stars.

1 star for "killing stupid people"
1 star for "floating underwater all-pretty like"